++ For the men ++
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
- Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to yourfriend?
- Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to whereveryou're going?
- Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
- Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
- Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
- I've been noticing you not noticing me.
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
- You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
- I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
- if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
++ How women respond ++
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
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